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In a letter to his cousins:

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Our son was trying to get us to say he was our biggest accomplishment and after some conversation he said "If I were you, I would take credit for me". No ego there. nope.

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While playing video games my daughter, after getting blasted too many times in a row, called her brother "Mr. Shootypants". I can't make these things up.

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My son said, after a particulary hard day at school, "I shouldn't have to use proper grammer if it's not a sin".

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Our nine year old daughter threatened to "go all gangsta on me" if I didn't stop teasing her... She didn't even know what it mean't. :-)

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I was explaining to Kaley that she needed to do what I was asking her to do. I had explained "why" and she wasn't quite accepting that. Finally I said, "You just need to surrender." She replied, "Americans never surrender."

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Kyle was pleading with Keith to have "just a few minutes more" on his Nintendo DS. Keith said, "Kyle, you've been playing long enough. It's time to shut down." Kyle replies, "So you want me to abandon all hope of completing this level?".

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My daughter, sitting at the table said she was full of the regular meal but she was still "Dessert Hungry".

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Our son saw the sign - No Outlets, on a street and said that he wouldn't want to live on a street like that... We asked why and he said "You wouldn't be able to plug anything in"...

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We're sitting around the table one night for dinner eating pizza. I turned to Kaley and said, "Wow, Kaley, that's your third piece of pizza!" She looks at me and replies, "Is there a problem with that?".

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